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Apr 2

tumblr mobile where every picture is a gray box. Don’t bother waiting. It isn’t going to load. Just read the captions and use your imagination

tumblr mobile where every picture is a gray box. Don’t bother waiting. It isn’t going to load. Just read the captions and use your imagination

sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

who the fuck are you

when did i follow you

you’re not posting things relative to my interests

but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

it might have been important













this changes everything oh my god

it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 


If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.


If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

this post turned out really weird

this changes everything oh my god

it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

this post turned out really weird

Mar 6

ok tumblr staff you’ve updated tumblr a million times but the video player in this damn website sucks ass

i made this post about a year ago guess what still sucks ass

Mar 4




I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”



why does that gif even exist 

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

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why does that gif even exist 

according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr

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my friend gave her rabbit a cherry







the best thing I have ever seen.

my friend gave her rabbit a cherry

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the best thing I have ever seen.

did you know canada has bagged water cause I didn’t and I live here

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CANADA YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP PUTTING BEVERAGES IN BAGS

Hey, only countries with a government get to criticize us.

How many of you fuckers saying you won’t drink beverages in a bag, but have had this, which is also in a bag?

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thATS A POUCH

RESPECT THE POUCH

RESPECT IT

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RESPECT IT

So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

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Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

The happiness I feel right now is amazing

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT 

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

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so i heard tumblr has web search now

and it’s cool except

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yahoo why are you using bing arent you like idk a search engine

when i try to talk about things i like with people outside of tumblr

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ACCURATE