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one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made


That was so beautiful

That was so beautiful

what hte fuck is going on

Aragorn being done with everyone’s shit


"Oh."

"Oh."

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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In Project Freelancer we don’t say ‘I love you' we say 'set your goddamn trackers' and I think that's beautiful. 


my future house

my future house